While You Were At Work Your Drunken Rad Trad Housewifey Was Subscribing To Voris And His Church Militant!
How Rad Trad Dads Protect Their Family From The World:
Carrying Guns To Mass
Bring The Whole Family To Mass - Including 2 Day Old Infants
Moved To The Country
But you forgot one thing:
You forgot about Voris
Gary entered your home while you were away.
You even paid for Gary to enter your home.
You even watched Church Militant every day.
You never gave it a thought that Gary was the enemy
You let your family be exposed to Gary.
You were too busy:
Grooming Your Beard