FSSP Tabloid News: FSSP Ryan Grant To Date FSSP Ann Barnhardt!

Both are Jews

Both are converts to the FSSP 

Both have a large stock pile of weapons

Both carry several guns on their person when attending the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass

Both have no real job

Both grift

Both beg money from fellow Catholics who work for a living

Both treat the Catholic Faith as if it were an intellectual exercise

Both believe that they are the Remnant Church and 1 billion Catholics are outside the Church

Both are in the Camp of the Forerunner to the Antichrist

Both deny that God can keep His promise He made to Abraham Issac Jacob (if you need to look that one up then you too are in the camp of the Forerunner to the Antichrist)

Both make their own bullets.

Both reek of Tobacco, Gin, Gun Oil & Gun Powder.

Both smoke Cigars, Pipes, and Snort Snuff

Neither has ever visited a Gym

Both visit the Gun Range daily

Both have big bellies

And finally both have Beards!

Congratulations to them both!