Ask Father Z.
Dear Fadder can I eat Horse Paste during Lent?
Father Z. Yes of course! I recommend eating Horse Paste all throughout Lent it helps in protecting you from Earthquakes, Famine, Plagues and Pestilence! Also protects you from Chinese Spy Balloons and that East Palestine Toxic Cloud.....
Dear Fadder what about side effects from eating Horse Paste?
Father Z. Brain Damage from what I'm told - look at all those who still believe that Pope Benedict is the Pope!