Martians Have Landed At The Vatican!!! "Pope Francis Has Postponed The Audiences Scheduled For This Morning Due To A Minor Indisposition"

COMMUNIQUE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE HOLY SEE PRESS OFFICE

Vatican City, 16 May 2014 (VIS) – In the wake of the postponement of the Holy Father's morning commitments, the director of the Holy See Press Office, Fr. Federico Lombardi, S.J., made the following communication this morning: “The Pope celebrated Mass at the Domus Sanctae Marthae with the faithful this morning as usual, but has postponed the audiences scheduled for this morning due to a minor indisposition”.