5000 Weapons In Attendance At Typical FSSP Ascension Thursday Mass

In support of the 2nd Amendment which states the right to bear arms at the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass - ALL FSSP Laity are required to bring with them at least ten weapons a piece. 

The FSSP hopes to have at least 5000 weapons in attendance at your typical FSSP Ascension Thursday Mass.

FSSP laity is asked to shoot their weapons into the Church ceiling during the Gloria in memory of their Protestant brethren who did the same during the Reformation!.

The term for this will be the Pew Pop!

They hope to fill the FSSP chapel with gun smoke to overwhelm the incense. 

Sources say that the FSSP Priests will give Ascension Thursday Sermons on how Jesus himself took a cache of weapons with Him to Heaven.

Icons of FSSP of Ann Barnhardt and Taylor Marshall (depicted with weapons in hand) will be put up all around the FSSP Chapels

Still waiting for that crossfire Sunday Mass to occur...