Remember When I Told You That I Dated The Ugly One From Bananarama? Actually I Think I Dated All Three That Summer.....That Explains Cruel Summer...


My CIA Psychoanalyst tells me that explains why all three of them were smiling...... 

They just didn't tell each other....

I was not a good dancer and I think all three ladies were mocking my walking/dance moves in that video...

I have yet to step foot in England since then...

And I still don't know which one of them threw the banana peel at my car on an Illinois Interstate back in 2017...she was all fat and bloated....blonde I think....

Sara I bet...either way I'm still going to Bristol in 2022......FU MI6.....5 Eyes...Off Limits....

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