Summer Of '82 One Of My Duties As An Agent-Of-Influence Was To Date The Homely One From Bananarama...It Was A Cruel Summer.....

 

She thought I was paying her a compliment by calling her homely....It really was a cruel summer for me and I told her so...

I'm pretty sure that this song is the fruit of my labor...

Years later when I was rolling down the Interstate somewhere in Illinois a large very old gas guzzler with License plates "LULU" passes me and starts throwing out banana peels at me I freaked and had fearful flashbacks of that summer in '82......